Weird things that everyone does

We all do it. We may not admit it, but we all do weird things and then are surprised to find out that everyone does them.

1. Practicing what you are going to say. This also means having arguments and conversations that you know you would never have. Also practicing in the mirror conversations that you think will happen. Like if you wear a new t-shirt, you might guess what your friends will think and come up with responses ahead of time. This is especially used when you think you have to use the *sass*
   
2. Laughing at what you posted. You know when you have a stroke of brilliance and post something witty and funny? And then you look back and laugh at your cleverness. Guess what? We all do that.
   
3. Checking behind the shower curtain for monsters/burglars. Just a quick peek to make sure no one is hiding back there with a wrench or a lead pipe to smash you over the head with while you try to overcome him to save your family but ultimately lose and are left  beaten and bloodied on the ground while he makes his escape and you die on the ground of the bathroom to be discovered later by your grieving family who then dedicates a memorial to you for your heroic actions trying to save the family.
   
   As you may have been able to tell...
   I have put a lot of thought into this.
4. Accidental eye contact. It happens to the best of us. You just need to pretend it didn't happen and completely ignore the person with whom you shared that unfortunate moment. Its the only way to go, trust me. Just ignore and keep going.
   
5. Testing to make sure you don't have the force. Over and over again. Don't even try to fight this one.

Kat