Rants.

Ranting. Everybody does it. Its something people have done since the dawn of time (I think, I wouldn't know because I wasn't at the dawn of time. But I'm 100% sure. Well, maybe more like 76.52% sure...) Anyway, I'm a relatively calm person. But every once and a while I need to....let it go.

Sorry. 

Oh but random thing that has nothing to do with the rants.

While I was looking for a "Let it Go" GIF I found THIS.

I don't know what to do with this hilarious GIF, but I felt like I needed to share it.

BACK TO RANTS.

So here are some rants of mine that I thought of at 2:00am.

Warning: Things might get heated....

• Judging fangirls for not knowing or watching everything.
  I will never be able to know everything about every single TV show or movie or book or WHATEVER. So stop judging me for not watching that super popular show. MAYBE I JUST DON'T LIKE IT OKAY? And God forbid I don't know the names of all the actors who played the Doctor, because that just makes me the worst fan in the history of the world! And even if I don't know a whole lot about the fandom I'm in, don't insult me! You were once like me, a novice in the ways of the fandom, so CALM DOWN.
• American Cheese.
  
  
  

  I'm talking about this shit. THIS IS NOT CHEESE. THIS IS A CHEMICAL MIXTURE THAT IS CALLED CHEESE. I'm not saying I don't like it, I'm just saying that its absolutely ridiculous calling this cheese. It is not the shape, texture, smell, or taste of real cheese. Put it on my hamburger, fine. I'll eat it, I'll even like it, BUT DO NOT CALL IT CHEESE.
• Movie Book Covers.
  Don't you even effin' dare.
  I'm not even going to rant about this one, because I might kill someone.
• Selfies
  Ok, so I am fine with taking selfies. I mean I take selfies sometimes! Sure a part of my soul dies every time I do it, but I still do it. But DO NOT take selfies of your self and then post them with the caption, "So ugly..." "God, I am hideous."  "Like if you think I'm pretty!" Its just so degrading. You need to respect yourself enough not to do that. Everyone is special and beautiful in their own way (except Hitler. He is just...I won't go into that, we would be here all night.) So take your selfies, but don't post them to get compliments. Please.
• Glasses.
  Okay so as a person who wears glasses there are several things that people do that really annoy me.
   1- They steal them. I would like to remind everyone that GLASSES ARE EXPENSIVE. And when you steal them from me and I get mad, ITS A COMPLETELY NORMAL REACTION TO HAVING SOMETHING STOLEN. Sure you "plan on giving it back", but what if you break them? Its not all fun and games now is it?
  2-Trying them on. This part usually comes after the stealing thing. But this one is particularly annoying because after the glasses are tried on by one person, everyone wants to try them on. It doesn't even matter if they already have glasses, they want to try them on. And if the glasses don't look that great on them, they're all like, "Oh well, good thing I don't need them like you!" Gee thanks... Oh and comments on how my glasses balance out my nose are not appreciated.
  3-Asking how bad my eye sight is without them. Okay so that part is fine, but when you take my glasses, hold up three fingers and ask how many I see, I STILL SEE THREE FINGERS. ITS JUST A BLURRY THREE FINGERS.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need a calming cup of tea before I start killing someone.

A Girl Against the World.